selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
goforeverforworseorbetter: goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today
rainbow-prism: rhibros: tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site it’s blocked on mine for being a pornography site
dingoinnuendo: wwebkinz: dingoinnuendo: makin my way downtown have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior walkin faster
luminescent-love: youaresogayskarth: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
rattyburville: merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS” I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED...
When someone taps your shoulder and pretends he...
sodamnrelatable: You’re like: And he’s like: And you’re like: And he’s like: And you’re like: And he’s like: And you’re like:
lolzpicx: In the Daytime: At Night:
zackisontumblr: friends with overprotective parents
surejohn221b: galehawthorne: isn’t your first birthday technically your second i am going to be up all night thinking about this